Rock Out Tinkerbell

I'm watching some kind of professional figure skating show on TV because it is Sunday, the day where networks just kind of give up, and there was just a routine set to a classic rock type song. After viewing this...debacle...I can safely say that putting a skinny blonde figure skater in a tight leather jacket and those snuggly little skating pants will make him look more like a soft core gay porn star than a rough and tumble badass biker rocking out the jazz hands. I'm just saying it doesn't work.