Right now if you were to walk into my apartment, your first impression would likely be that I've been robbed. It's a mess. But it's MY mess.... ..... ..... Ugh, yeah, that logic isn't working. Why is it SO HARD to keep my place clean and orderly? I need a manservant. A tidy muscular manservant.
I was horrified last night when I read an article about the earmarks in the economic stimulus plan. As you know, I am SO politically minded. So you can understand my outrage when I read about the millions of dollars being spent to eradicate the Mormon cricket in the Northwest. Outraged because I think this issue actually deserve billions, if not trillions, and should be immediately elevated to national security levels. Can you imagine how terrifying it would be to have swarms and hordes of "roaches with grasshopper legs" tear through your town?!? One lady even said she would wake up to these 3-inch long MONSTERS in her BED! AUGH! Just reading that made me sleep with the light on. Lets all rally congress to supply more funding so that we can get this problem cleared up before the abominations make their way to the East Coast.
Please, write to your congressman today.
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